Sigh… it’s the time of the month. Again. Cramps, headaches, and the need to ask your best girlfriend, “Uh… do you have a tampon?”
To make you feel a little bit better about your period, here’s a list of tampon horror stories. Because trust us, there are a lot of ways wearing a tampon can go wrong: from the occasional lost and forgotten tampon, to ones that were used weapons, to crazy toxic shock syndrome tales that make it seem as tampons were created to destroy us from the inside out. These horrors have happened to numerous women, even famous pop-stars and models. In an a surprising twist, some have happened to people who aren’t women (like members of boy bands and unlucky little brothers). But hey, at least they haven’t happened to you, right?
The first tampons (as we think of them now) were created in the 18th century. But there’s evidence that Egyptian women used papyrus ebers during their monthly visits from Aunt Flow in ancient times. Though some of these horror stories probably wouldn’t happen to Cleopatra (like being known as “The Girl That Ate Her Tampon”) chances are periods were just as annoying then as they are now.
If you’re a girl, chances are you’ve experienced some of these moments. This list might make you cringe in disgust, cry with empathy, or laugh in camaraderie. We’ve all been there. And if you haven’t personally experienced all of these moments, don’t worry, chances are you will. Well, we hope not, for your sake.